rip dick butt
to work in a bridal shop in flushing, queens until my boyfriend kicks me out in one of those crushing scenes. what am i to do? where am i to go? i’ll be out on my fanny. so over the bridge from flushing to the sheffield’s door, i’ll be there to sell makeup but the father will see more. i have style, i have flair, i’ll be there, that’s how i’ll become the nanny.
Proposal: Dragons with pigeon necks
Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.
i try not to jump on the john green hate bandwagon but its so easy when he congratulates himself for making the girl kiss the boy as if its some grand social gesture even tho theyre makin out in the anne frank house
has a girl ever kissed a boy? has a white girl ever kissed a white boy? has a cis white girl ever kissed a cis white boy? has this ever happened? john green asking the real questions
Girlfriend’s new car has an interesting quirk.
the last of us: left behind + concept art
Independent packaging project for perishable goods:
Is it reasonable that it takes several years for a milk carton to decompose naturally, when the milk goes sour after a week? This Too Shall Pass is a series of food packaging were the packaging has the same short life-span as the foods they contain. The package and its content is working in symbiosis.
Gel of the agar agar seaweed and water are the only components used to make this package. To open it you pick the top. The package will wither at the same speed as its content. It is made for drinks that have a short life span and needs to be refrigerated, fresh juice, smoothies and cream for example.
Package made of biodegradable beeswax. To open it you peel it like a fruit. The package is designed to contain dry goods, for example grains and rice.
A package made of caramelized sugar, coated with wax. To open it you crack it like an egg. When the material is cracked the wax do no longer protect the sugar and the package melts when it comes in contact with water. This package is made for oil-based food.
Molly refusing to leave the tent hahaha
gorillas don’t know any bodybuilding techniques so we have probably never seen one at full potential
"asexy!" *me groaning abt u tryna normalize asexuality by making it sexual*