the twinkling stars will guide your way
you would not believe how drunk I was last night to have made this
I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!
"I just really like to draw disney princesses"
*forgets tiana but includes rapunzel merida elsa scrappy doo and a honda civic*
if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great
how to not see spoilers
- finish series in nonstop marathon without sleep before returning to tumblr
my basil sprouted!!!
Dream Address: 3500-1901-0629
it’s time again
the description gets me everytime
Yeah! Cut that dough! Slice that paper, you sharp little knife, you! Fit that joint! Fit it! R! R! R! R! Make that bowl! Make it all night long! Yeah, candle! Burn! Smash, bullet! Smash like your little life depends on it! Yeah, roll it up. Roll that ice cream UP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIPYIPYIP! Damn, pen! Keep writing! I’ve never felt this way towards a frisbee before. Yeah, pop tarts. Do it! Solder my heart. Solder it good. Twiiiiiiiist, pretzel. TWIST! TWIST! OMG! Paper airplane, you are a rascal. Yes, frisbee! Get it! Don’t you ever stop, pasta! Slice that paper like it deserves to be sliced! WOOO!!!